If you’ve spent any time at all with fantasy fiction – whether it’s novels, movies, television shows, comics, games (video) or games (tabletop) – you know full well that there’s absolutely nothing doper than a wizard. Sure, there’s a certain charm to a hulking barbarian or a dexterous rogue, but at the end of the day, it’s some magical sumbitch that’s going to pull everyone’s bacon out of the fire. So, for your perusing enjoyment, we here at Geek.com have assembled this list of the absolutely diggity-dank-dizank-dizanksters wizards. Sticky icky-ass wizards.
Note: We are fully aware of the difference between sorcerers and wizards. The former are born with their magical abilities, while the latter have to study for them. We are 100% aware. No one is more aware of it than we are. Please don’t tell us about it in the comments. And don’t even get us started on warlocks.
Did we list your favorite diggity-dizankadonk-doobie-brother-dank-dank-dizank wizard? If not, tell us about them in the comments below!
Aubrey Sitterson is the creator of the ongoing sword & sorcery serial podcast, SKALD. The wizards contained within are too big of jerks to be truly dank, but you should listen anyway, on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, & Podomatic. Follow Aubrey on Twitter or check out his website for everything he’s got going on.